Someone stop me from writing a PHP script to like every single post on my ex’s blog so he can’t erase every trace of me from it.

My ex is back on Tumblr after his latest breakup. I should reblog this.

My ex is back on Tumblr after his latest breakup. I should reblog this.

Protip: don’t ever post the word threesome if you don’t want istafollows from porn blogs

Me: [describes threesome fantasy] I just really want that okay…

The boyfriend: OOOH… Omelets

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